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The Perfect Gift for Fathers of Teenage Girls

Hey, got a teenager with friends who drive you up the wall? Do you wish they would all just go away? My son isn’t even born yet, but I’m already anticipating picking up one of these “Mosquitoes” in case he acquires any obnoxious, slacker acquaintances as he grows up.

I’d imagine a device like this would be a huge hit with the fathers of teenage girls. You could drive away all the hormone-hyperdriven, teenage boys that show up at your doorstep to take your daughter out.


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